Money Joke #9 A stock analyst and a stock broker went to a horse race. The broker suggested to bet Rs 10,000 on a horse. The analyst was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, [...]
Read moreMoney Joke # 8 : Not means, but only ends count here! A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether [...]
Read moreEinstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. “I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it’s the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others” he is told by the doorman. Einstein [...]
Read moreA stockbroker was filling out a job application when he came to the question: “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered NO to the question. The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was “why?” Nevertheless, the stockbroker answered it “Never got caught.”
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